家长别被“伪童书”割韭菜
Fellowstudents,家长韭菜WearegoingtovisittheScienceMuseumtomorrow.Wewillmeetattheschoolgateateightinthemorningandwewillgothereonfoot.国内留学快讯Takeyourpensandnotebookswithyou.Weshouldlistenandwatchcarefullyandwritedownsomethinginterestingwhenyouvisitthemuseum.Pleasedon'tmakeanynoiseinthemuseumanddon'ttakeanypictures.You'llhavetohandinareportaboutthevisitnextMonday.Thankyou.。
Todayisawonderfulday!ItsChildrensDay!MymotherbuysmeclothesasmyChildrensDaygifts.Lookatme!Imwearingmynewclothes.Imwearingalightblueshirtwithagreenskirt.Imwearingapairoforangestockingwithapairblackleathershoes.AmIbeautiful?中学生写作指导、别被写作素材、别被优秀作文以及有奖活动尽在作文网微信公众号Manystudentsaregoingspringouting.Somestudentsareboating.Andsomestudent国内留学快讯sarehavingapicnic.Theothersareplayinggames.Thereisagirlsitingonachairreadingabook.Theskyisblue.Thetreesaregreen.Theflowersarered.It'saverybeautifulpark.Theyhaveagoodtime!中学生写作指导、伪童写作素材、伪童优秀作文以及有奖活动尽在作文网微信公众号

Look,thisisabicycle.Itsnotverybig,butitisnice.Itsredandblack.Ithastwowheels.Iridethisbicycletoschooleveryday.Icanrideitveryfast.Ilikemybicycleverymuch.Whataboutyou?中学生写作指导、书割写作素材、书割优秀作文以及有奖活动尽在作文网微信公众号Myfavouritetoyisatoymonkey.Itismygoodfriend.Itissmallandbrown.Itisverylovely.Touchit,please.Itissoftandrough.WhenIfeellonely,Icantalktoit.Inmyeyes,itisnotonlyatoy,itismybestfriend.中学生写作指导、家长韭菜写作素材、家长韭菜优秀作文以及有奖活动尽在作文网微信公众号Myfatherisaniceman.Helikestoplaycomputergames.Heisanownerofafact国内留学快讯orywhichproducesmanythings.Heisgoodatdesigning.Heworksveryhard.Ilovehimverymuchbecause,sometimes,Icanhelphimtodosomethinginhisfactory.Heisalwaysonbusinesstripsbecausehehashisbusinesseverywheresoittakesuptoomuchofhistime.中学生写作指导、别被写作素材、别被优秀作文以及有奖活动尽在作文网微信公众号

Ihaveadog.ItsnameisDoggy.Ilikeit.Doggyhastwobigeyes,twosmallears,abignoseandasmallmouth.Itsblackandwhite.Ithasashorttail.Itscuteandlovely.Doggyisstrong.Itlikesbones,riceandmeatverymuch.Mydogislazy.Itcancatchaball.Ilovemydogverymuch.中学生写作指导、伪童写作素材、伪童优秀作文以及有奖活动尽在作文网微信公众号WewenttoZengChengParkat8oclock.Firstwedugholes.Thenweputtheyoungtreesintotheholesandfilledtheholeswithearth.Atlast,wewateredthetrees.Wewereveryhappywhenwefinishedthework.Allofushopethetreeswillgrowwell.中学生写作指导、书割写作素材、书割优秀作文以及有奖活动尽在作文网微信公众号

ItwasChristmasDayyesterday.Ihadagoodtimewithmyfriends.WehadaChristmasPartyatschool.WesangmanyChristmassongsandtoldsomeChristmasstories.WeknewafterChristmastheNewYearwascoming.SowesaidHappyNewYeartoeachother.Wemadeupourmindthatwewouldstudyhardtomakegreatprogressinthecomingyear.中学生写作指导、家长韭菜写作素材、家长韭菜优秀作文以及有奖活动尽在作文网微信公众号
IhaveaEngelishteacher.SheisAmy.Sheistallandthin.Shelikedancingandsinging.Shiislikeaflower,verybeautiful.Sheis26old,Sheisolderthanme.ThisismyEnglishteacher.Howaboutyou.中学生写作指导、别被写作素材、别被优秀作文以及有奖活动尽在作文网微信公众号一个个焦耳、伪童欧姆弄的我们抓耳、挠腮。
原来,书割由于过度激动,班长已经被我们逼到了楼梯口的尽头,一不小心竟摔了下去。上半场,家长韭菜尽管我们已超水平发挥,但仍落后几分,对手毕竟是巨人国公民嘛
之所以取天才并非为吹捧自己,别被只是因为天才意为天生的蠢材。伪童梦里大堆大堆数学符号扭来扭去晃着细细的小胳膊小腿儿冲我大喊:白痴。

